Another English lecturer at UCE. Clamp and Catch find his units to be a reprieve from the intensity of Betsy Wells.
There's friction between Speedy and Betsy: He saw her boyfriend with another woman, and Betsy resented him for telling her. Their squabble continues, with him adding her to the UCE Slag List. She retaliates by giving him the dreaded Black Spot.
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